Captain America: Mystic Crystal Revelations

But who would play his archrival Invisible Obama?

And don't forget about Superman's mullet. I had pretty much stopped reading comics by 1992. From the looks of things, I didn't miss much.

"I'm not sure I agree with you one hundred percent on your police work there, Boy Wonder."

The thing is, I can easily imagine Ozmodiar being from Asgard…

Wolverine with a Rachel cut?

It's not a fjord?

Reality TV.

I'm not surprised. I've seen him speak five times and I'd go again tomorrow. He can make three hours fly right by.

When the bomb falls, it'll be cockroaches, Cher, Hugh Jackman, and William Shatner.

They'll be nothing his love can't fix for you, girl.

As if all the guys who go on about how hideous she is are living on Supermodel Island. I can see how people may have issues with her, but certainly not over her looks.

Get out.

I'm 40 and I've been pretty much bald ever since I was 25 (I'm also 6 feet tall.) Dated women before my first wife, met and married her, dated women after her, and now I'm married again; I've been bald the entire time. I've had the usual ups and downs that come with any dating, but I've never felt that my hair was…

I dunno, I look exactly like my avatar here and it's never been a romantic impediment. I just mentioned this to my wife and she says (and I quote), "Bullshit."

Billy or William?

That's the same way I feel about Joss Whedon. I still think one of the main reasons that The Avengers turned out as well as it did was because there were people above him willing to tell him "no."

No to the first, second to the latter. I'd go crazy with delight if I heard a new song on Top 40 radio a fraction as good as "Goodbye to Love" or "Hurting Each Other."

"Hello Again" isn't bad, but the movie pretty much beats it into the ground. "America", however, is a total guilty pleasure. It must be as fun as hell to see him do it live.

I dunno, I think The Jazz Singer is so obviously a vanity project for Diamond that it became pretty damn entertaining for me (I hope Rifftrax does it someday.) I particularly love how his first gigs as a "struggling musician" are in front of full crowds that fall instantly in love with him.