I know that. Just daydreaming.

No, he's still lying on a Bel Air sidewalk after Uncle Phil threw him out the door for the final time.

I saw her at my county fair last summer and she can still belt it. She deserves more than just singing "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" for the zillioneth time.

Fiona Apple with an unplugged covers album. I'd give a pinky finger to hear her do stuff like "Wild Is The Wind."

I love XTC like cool uncles, but they're pretty much done and gone. I've come to accept that.

Darrrrr-yl! Darrrr-yl!

Don't play psychiatrist with me!

Thanks. Good to know. Still wouldn't mind if they felt like doing an After Dark show sometime, but I guess you guys have to try to attract the widest audience you can.

They're curing people every day now.

I chipped in $75 and I'll be happy to see them do The Room, but that movie practically riffs itself. Even Bill Corbett has admitted that it's just as watchable on its own.

It funny how they have no problem with heads exploding all over the screen but get all prudish about a shower scene. Wonder how much of that is Mike…

I really love "Oh, hai, gun barwuw."

Tribeca betray me! I'm fed up with this warld!

When I think of Minnesota, it's Prince, the Jayhawks, and MST3K.

Exactly. This "E-Mailgate" is a pretty blatant attempt to invent a scandal where there isn't one and she's survived 20+ years of conservative bullshit thrown at her. When the bomb falls, it'll be cockroaches, Cher, and her.

He gave it the old college try.

How can you be deaf with ears like that?

I always had this vision of Madonna giving a command performance to Khan.

I can see Shatner making it to 100. I'm not worried.

I've been rereading Star Trek Movie Memories and Bennett comes across as a cool and interesting guy who really got the franchise off the ground. Star Trek (and by extension pop culture) owes him a lot.