Keith Mars. Not afraid to be unhip and he still gets the job done. Doesn't hurt that we have identical hairlines, either.

We rented The River Rat when I was about ten and I snuck downstairs before the rest of my family woke up the next morning so I could rewatch the part where she goes skinny-dipping in the river. Good thing none of them ever found out…

Just as long as someone hires a sex worker and smokes pot, I'm happy.

First Kingsman was advertised as a kid-friendlish film that wound up being R, now this. Wonder what Age of Ultron is going to be rated…

"Was it fun being green?"

Hey, he got off of his plane.

Bah! Stupid flounders!

My favorite one is "Head Over Heels."

I loathe just about everything else he's done, but he's earned a place in Heaven for this.

I tried to read the book, but didn't make it very far; the whole thing just reeked of Creative Writing class. I'll be interested to see what Ang Lee does with it, though.

Well, we know that Thor, Captain America, and Iron Man are all going to survive, so what? Hawkeye?

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Oh, come on. How about all the teenage girls who start screaming when the accountants from Price Waterhouse Cooper come out?

I'm in Oregon. We just legalized it as well.

As am I, surprisingly.

And also smoke marijuana in a state where it's totally illegal. What could go wrong?

5.16 inches? I feel a little better about myself then…

I'd vote for "Eminence Front." I can hear it being played during a hacking montage.

Dawson looks like he could go for some French-fried potaters.

It's too damn moist in here!