For all their faults, the Raimi films still crush the new ones like a grape. There's zero comparison.

Captain America, I command you to WANK!

"Very red" only means the color red, doesn't it?

Not to mention that he and Heidi should likely have some pretty nice comic chemistry. His IFC show deserved to last longer than two seasons.

I've gotten autographs at in-stores when they're there to specifically sign stuff, but just going up to someone on the street? How wude.

So is "Think I'll go upstairs and take off my hat" the new "I'll be in my bunk"?

Considering its' goofy pedigree, Fresh Prince could be really effective dramatically when it wanted to be.

I'm not even a pet person and that ending is still devastating.

Lane's father. SCDP losing Lucky Strike.

Also "Wee Small Hours."

"Hands and Knees" from Mad Men is pretty brutal.

I just hope that Edith gets something to do next season besides run out of the room in tears.

He also told a story in his autobiography about when Diana Muldair made one of her guest appearances on TOS. Shatner apparently spent the entire shoot blatantly hitting on her until she finally broke down and said something like, "You silly man. If I were to fuck any of you, it'd be Jimmy Doohan."

Of course, the only reason they exist is because Gene Roddenberry wanted to screw Alexander Courage out of half the composing royalties for it…

Shatner may have bitten off more than he could chew, but I still like what he was attempting to do with that movie. The scene where McCoy faces his fear is probably the best acting he did in the whole franchise.

I'm in love, Jim!

Um, I don't think he's coming back…

"Yow! I feel good!"

He managed to marry a eighteen year-old girl in his fifties and not come across as skeevy. That's a goddamn superpower.

"Don't be trapped by old concepts, Matthew."