You can talk about it all you want, but it still isn't winning best picture, Internet.

Very good, Louis. Short, but pointless.

Latrine!

https://www.youtube.com/wat…

That chart with all the subsidiaries was pretty hilarious, but it did have one major oversight - Winnipeg Iron Works closed over ten years ago! It's a post office outlet now.

I'm strirrin' it!

And I love it when the interviewee addresses the interviewer by name. Classy guy.

What I wanna know is how Maria Conchita Alonzo was able to run so fast with that computer disc up her cooch.

Good job! I didn't think anyone would get that reference.

Still think they should have called the movie 'Ultimate Force'. 'Gravity' makes it sound like a bloody science documentary.

Garak: “Now Dax, about your wedding dress…hmm, I’m not quite
sure how to put this…”

I only remember that line where Bashir mentions that it'll take 17 whatever years to get back home because I thought it meant that they were ruining the show. It made me think "They're turning the show into Voyager?! No!!" It wasn't until a few weeks later that I realized that wasn't the case, thank god I kept…

I totally agree, I thought the religion and Entourage jokes were just way too easy a target, and kind of beneath the creators of the show. On the other hand, I thought 'Red Hairing' was the best of the new batch of episodes. I love that Lindsay went from homeless Ostrich farmer to right-wing political candidate in the…

When I was attending trade school in the mid-nineties, they actually had a course listing for 'How to eat an orange'. They included it as a joke, naturally, but I still thought that was the greatest thing ever. I wish I still had that catalogue.

I have absolutely no life, so I know that you can use Imageready, a free program that comes packaged with Photoshop for all you gifmaking needs. It is a fun, but extremely dorky pastime.

"Glory to you . . .
[BUG EYES]

Your house isn't haunted, you're lonely.

Hey, has anybody ever mentioned that in Quark’s dream, Gint/Rom’s
insinuation that the Rules of Acquisition are really just ‘suggestions’ and ‘a
marketing gimmick’ is kind of similar to George Carlin’s rant against the ten
commandments? It makes sort of sense, because money/profit really is the
Ferengi religion, and the…

Dick Van Patten?

I wish I was dead.