Well played. Now you just have to serialize it for Twitter. :)

Agreed. Someone above mentioned that he swallowed a thesaurus.

I wasn't going to say anyting, but… I got the opposite impression, that's he's an actor, trying way too hard to impress the interviewer with his pretentious vocab words. 'Any given practice, or any given practicum'? Gimme a break, dude.

"I said, we're going to off that fucking blonde Barbie doll who told me that dog shit was lipstick. My mom owns this daycare. Do I have to draw you a fucking diagram?"

Oh… fair enough, I was not familiar with the song. I just thought it was more WV-related ignorance perpetuating the ignorance. Sorry to vent. :)

What's with the parentheses? West Virginia is an actual state, all by itself, not just Western Virginia, as so many geography-challenged people still do not seem to get despite its having been a state for 150 years. You would not say (North) Carolina or (South) Dakota. Also, believe it or not, WV is full of…

Um… that's Debbi Peterson, not Vicki, drumming and singing. Or at least lip syncing.

Um… that's Debbi Peterson, not Vicki, drumming and singing. Or at least lip syncing.

I'm guessing that I Dream Of Jeannie came after this, as a sort of ripoff of the 'establishment type married to magic wife' gimmick. Did it deal with any of these socio-political issues? They were both on when I was a kid, but I just thought of them as kinda interchangeable shows about a dude married to a hot chick…

I'm guessing that I Dream Of Jeannie came after this, as a sort of ripoff of the 'establishment type married to magic wife' gimmick. Did it deal with any of these socio-political issues? They were both on when I was a kid, but I just thought of them as kinda interchangeable shows about a dude married to a hot chick…

Dear AVC, please do not ever fire, replace, or allow Sean O'Neal to retire. Also please do not ever take him off News Wire. Thank you. :)

Dear AVC, please do not ever fire, replace, or allow Sean O'Neal to retire. Also please do not ever take him off News Wire. Thank you. :)

So is Vanessa Bayer finally going to be promoted to full cast member, since she's in practically every sketch?

It's Bokononist. And so would I.

Gotta love the Vonnegut
This is so timely for me! I just finished reading S-5 and Cat's Cradle again, and have asked for the new collection for my birthday. Thanks, Zack!

Also: don't EVER use the phrase 'make whoopie.' What is this, a '70s game show?

Dan Savage already answered that question on his podcast last week: FUCK FIRST and eat later. It's easier to get a table later anyway, and then you're not sleepy and full of slop while you're trying to get romantic.

They've still got the hot chick. If it gets really bad, they can always have her and the geeky girl strip down to bra & panties for a tickle fight.

Yeah, the network would just buy out their contracts, and send them a giant check nestled in a 'Sorry your show sucked so much, and we're even more sorry we believed in it' greeting card.

Those things are freakin delicious. Better than Schweddy Balls.