I'm surprised no one mentioned a Kindle. I guess an ipad does what a kindle does too…?

I could even see having this close-up with her legs apart followed by a wide shot where she's sitting with them crossed, then back to the close up, etc., as if that is what he is picturing. That would work with the blouse, too… have the 'reality' shot of her leaning over with her blouse buttoned up, but in his mind,…

It is a clever way to show what's on his mind. The trouble is, no woman, especially no teacher, would sit on the desk in a short skirt with her legs apart like that, except a teacher in a porn video or one who was actively trying to entice her male students. That's where the reality of the scene breaks down for me.

"You all look the same to us, John Donnelly."

'Cocoanut' is the first 45 I ever owned.

Cause that would be funny. I would watch it just because they called it "Conaw."

You think they'll really call it "Conaw" because of how he wrote it?

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Nice Simpsons reference, Noel. :)