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Is that a similar breed as those who think mediocre soap opera bred with soft-core porn is good television just because its set in a medieval fantasy world?

So, it has gotten to the point where not liking the 6th season finale of fucking Grey's Anatomy makes you a "sexist dude".  I mean, do you ever just listen to yourself?

Damn dude, you really don't like Don Draper.

I found out that I got my sorta-girlfriend pregnant.  Then I watched Let Me In.  Then I killed myself.  Then I had a taco.  Then I watched The Master. 

Yeah, to each their own, but I can't even fathom how anybody over 13 can enjoy Man of Steel.  It was terrible.

She looks like she's about to launch a grisly proboscis from her gaping maw.

I actually had an idea for a film once where three directors are all shooting different versions of the same film, and they would be real life directors, and the director directing this movie about directors would also be a real director, and it would be directed in a sort of documentary fashion, but with a cinematic

Can't wait for the always competitive Microsoft to respond with their upcoming biopic…"Ballmer".

Great, now I have to watch this show because Malcolm Motherfucking McDowell

I like how these movies offer the premise of degenerate and irresponsible public schoolteachers as if that was so out of the ordinary. 

RDJ should demand 100 BILLION DOLLARS because without him that first Avengers movie would have been just about the dullest thing I've ever seen, right down to a Michael Bay-style CGI crapfest climax in Manhattan.

When alien civilizations scour the dead planet Earth thousands of years from now, seeking remnants of our past, it will be the way we labeled musical genres that exposes us as a lesser species.  Dead giveaway.

I've already addressed this in some other thread, but since you idiots aren't listening…DC superheroes are basically modern Greek gods.  They are supposed to have an aura of mystery and uncertainty about them.  They are not like Marvel characters where you can structure an entire film around the POV of the hero or

The PG-13 rating ruined movies.  Discuss.  Actually, don't, I already know I'm right.

By the way, Killing Them Softly OWNS.

Damn, I was just watching him in Killing Them Softly, thinking he had a lot of great roles left in him.

"the 19 year old kind of has to ask himself if he is going to want to be banging a 60 year old when he's in his 30s"
careful, that can be construed as misogynist round here

What's blue and sits on my front porch?

My place, bring a change of clothes.

"Seventy-something male, with strong opinions and tough demeanour. Also doesn’ t need to be particularly fit"