I remember it from Bloom County.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted!

I feel like, for the past three or four years, each holiday season there's another clickbait story about Home Alone.

Oh no! Columbo is leaving!

I assume you meant "cat" but car is pretty good anyway.

I haven't heard any of these albums.
I've heard OF them.

I've been really excited for this deluxe Wildflowers set. It's less poppy than Full Moon Fever, but it feels much more mature.

The Spot might not be able to sustain a whole movie, but he would be a very entertaining secondary villain.
Maybe pair him up with the Hypno-Hustler and the Big Wheel, and you've got yourself a "go" picture.

I'd love that, and just about everything else that happens in SWII. Except for the stuff with Puma. Had a hard time caring about that.

I read all of the Clone Saga trades that were released over the last several years. I hadn't read them when they came out.

I'd really like it if they did a Secret Wars storyline, introduce the Beyonder. Hell, I'd love it if they did a Secret Wars II movie (although I'd probably be the only person excited for it).
But it should be handled like it was in the comics. The alien costume disappears for a stretch of time after he gets rid of…

If they made that storyline into a movie, I could see Rob Zombie wanting to direct it.

Carnage, like Venom, does not belong in the movies for a long time. Like, if they made about 6 Spider-Man movies, I could see Venom coming in at the end of that. Carnage - maybe if they did about 9 movies.

Shallow Hal 2!

Exactly what we need to draw America out of our Trump-induced malaise.

I think the only thing of Metallica that I've liked has been No Leaf Clover, although I sort of wish there was a recording cleaner than the S&M release.

And here I thought no one would get the reference.

Is America all Agog about Eggnog?

The Devil's Carnival was… interesting. I can't say it was scary at all, but the music was fairly good. It also directed me to discover Hannah Wagner, also known on youtube as Hannah Minx.

Soiling yourself is a great social equalizer. At least on a long enough timeline.