Or Osha and Rickon went to the Umbers because they're Stark loyalists, only to discover that Greatjohn Umber is dead and a shifty younger son is in charge (a shifty younger son who promptly betrays the Stark boy, though I'm still hoping it's a ruse).

Yeah, I had a problem with that too, and with their determination to keep Jon's body unburied/unburned in general (not to mention the mutineers' determination to get the body, though I suppose that can be waved away as them actually trying to get the loyalists by pretending just to want the body). But Davos did spend…

Edd's got a lot of amendments to write!

"They try to claim there’s a fundamental narrative difference because Bran is watching them. No."

Yeah, that's a good point. I suppose there's just as much emotional payoff in some Starks getting back together, or Dany making it to Westeros, etc. I just think that, just as most people agree that some "good" characters aren't going to die until the end-game, if at all (Dany, Jon, Tyrion), I think we need at least…

Well, Joffrey did have a crap-ton of Robert's bastards killed, but I think it's reasonable to assume there are still some out there, especially since Robert's "done the seven" or whatever (leaving bastards in lots of places other than King's Landing, I'm sure).

Great, so Lord Commander Ghost will just inexplicably disappear for long stretches while important things are happening, then reappear when he's no longer needed.

Nah. I mean, yes, obviously, beating the Walkers / Night's King will be part of the end game (or not beating them, I suppose), but the emotional payoff is going to come from one of the asshole human characters finally getting comeuppance. The Walkers are scary, but they don't inspire the sort of rage and frustration…

Melissandre told Gendry who his father was when they were on the boat passing King's Landing, right?

Don't get me started on the fact that the only Cajun in a south Louisiana town called Bons Temp was played by a guy from Michigan and turned out to be a fake Cajun anyway.

I genuinely don't understand what someone like that thinks is going to happen to his wife/daughter as a result of being in the same bathroom as a transgender woman. What danger does he think they are in? I really need someone to explain that to me.

I bought that movie a few weeks ago just because I wanted to see that amazingly 90's runway-over-the-pool scene, and, inexplicably, it's not on the Internet anywhere. By the time it arrived, I no longer cared and still haven't watched it. And yet I can't completely regret owning Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead.

He is on positivity brain; maybe that helps him rein in FOZM?

Well, except Major's a zombie again and they don't know it, so he probably would have taken them down and survived.

Maybe Liv will have to tell Clive in order to get brains to Major in jail or get Major out of jail before no brains makes him go something something.

Colbert is correct: That is a stunning dress. Also, she is lovely and seems great.

That's actually my biggest fear re. Susannah — not that they'll whitewash her, but that they'll either make her able-bodied or change her disability to something less drastic / taxing to film.

And you can take THAT to the bank.

I'm pretty sure this is not correct. (Segal may recognize Jones [I don't remember], but I really, really don't think Jones was the cause of Segal's mission-gone-bad.)

Don't ruin my happy memory!