Oh, Endless Mike
The likely catalyst of a lifetime of bad-idea crushes.

Excalibur
I froze your tears and made a dagger
And stabbed it in my cock forever
It stays there like Excalibur
Are you my Arthur?
Say you are

Rachel always seemed like the kind of person who would enjoy Chasers.

Baby Not Yours
I think it's pretty obvious the creepy doll did it - the baby will be fine and normal, but that squirrelbaby has got a curse on it.

What I'm saying is, Ashley Cunningham was a bitch and is a failure.

I vividly remember Ashley Cunningham making fun of me in the lunch line for not liking this show. I was so much more of a "Pete and Pete" kid. I think you could probably round up a group of eight year olds from 1992, ask them which show they prefer, and pretty accurately match them up with their adult selves.

Chaos was air-conditioned, which was great. It was the Space Mountain of Opryland.

CHAOS
Worth the wait. And oh, Grizzly River Rampage, how I loved you.

Dancing in the Moonlight
I've heard that song dozens upon dozens of times in my life, and it's never once occurred to me that it's about werewolves. I always imaged nothing more than a jazzy rooftop party.

Ugh, that kid was cool. I kind of want to hang out with him? There's no way to talk about William without being weird.

Saftey Net
The Henricksons should have started a shelter for the Juniper Creek residents YEARS ago. Nicki, for all her bullheadedness, isn't necessarily wrong about surreptitiously shuttling women off of the compound. One of the biggest themes of the show has been "choice" - Barb has basically convinced herself she…

And I'm probably overthinking this, but Tina Fey herself is a good example of a comedian who transformed to play up her sex appeal and find much greater success. Yeah, she was SNL's head writer for a while, but she wasn't put in front of the camera until she lost some weight and got a new haircut.

It's okay to be trashed by the greats, especially if you have a sense of humor about it.

Annoying Feminist Comedy Nerd
The catalyst for the show tonight was obviously Jezebel's piece on "The Daily Show" and Olivia Munn.

omg omg omg
That's really all I can muster at the moment. So excited! At least now I know what I'm blowing my tax return on this year. I loooove him.

I was watching iCarly not long ago, and there was a scene where a character asked how his hair looked before getting nailed with a paintball gun. Yes. Kid's shows are now referencing "The Wire."

Claudia, you are not alone in your crush on Endless Mike.

I thought that was adorable.

I maybe overstated her experience, but you know what happens? Taylor Swift writes in her diary, and then a songwriter writes the songs. Just sayin'.

On Taylor Swift's songwriting
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