Is that Stephen Root voicing a character in the second one?

Kyle Mooney is a goddamn delight.

Oh heck what if the only way they were populating themselves was through those poor incest babies? No females, just nabbing an unwanted boy child (and the stray Night's Watchman) every few months?

Just wait until his baby uncle or aunt is born.

Considering Henry comes from a long line of flip-phone fanatics, I'm not too shocked by his Game Boy love.

That's what I thought was going to happen to Sally in "Mad Men," turns out he just loved her and I've been conditioned to expect the worst in televised drama.

"Who Molested Audrey?" is very likely a question that will be answered.

I halfway expected Rust to climb into that tree and enter another dimension, thus explaining his 10-year absence/understanding (or "understanding") of the greater forces at work in our lives. He's seen some shit, man.

VH1's "Bands on the Run," please.

As a Nashville resident, my unbiased opinion is also Nashville. There was a genuine sweetness to the Dolly Parton segment that the show doesn't really have in its other stories.

I honestly feel sorry for people who get to be
on “Price is Right” but don’t get to play Plinko. Plinko! It’s the best!

Handsome, you forgot handsome.

That's crazy. I know it may seem like an unfair "perk," but entertainment reporters need stuff like that in order to adequately do their jobs. 

Is there not a press pass or something where you can bypass lines in order to attend certain events?

I must have the palate of a baby, because I cannot eat dark chocolate at all. Milk chocolate all the way, preferably paired with a nut or legume and some kind of caramel.

If you want chills, check out the isolated vocals to "Gimmie Shelter," Merry Clayton from 2:46 onward will kill you dead.

Live-action, nooooooo

Don't worry, there's still "Borgia" on Netflix.

Gene Wilder's got a sexy voice.

My mother once confused one of Darlene's teen dramas as something I did. "That wasn't me, mom. That was 'Roseanne.'"