And if all else fails, I've heard it said that poison is a woman's weapon.

In Troy and Abed's Christmas rap in "Regional Holiday Music," one of Abed's lines is "On the spectrum / none of your business" so 1. I thought that confirmed his autism and 2. sorry to be That Person.

The line "I'm proud to be the home of a Y chromosome" helped me with a question on a biology test, true story.

I've made a promise to myself to only live in cities on rivers. No lakes, no seas, and especially unnatural little water-less places, so I've always been partial to, and really "got:"

Desmond?

Up and Adam!

"Duck Tales the Movie: The Treasure of the Lost Lamp" made me weep real tears when Gene is finally freed from the magic of the lamp. I was six, maybe?

This song was the first time I had ever heard that particular
pronunciation of “garage.” It makes the sister’s paramour David sound like a
much classier fella.

Don't take the Bob Dylan joke personally.

Don't take the Bob Dylan joke personally.

Even though she was alive at the time, his story is "Love, Actually" is now the most tragic.

Even though she was alive at the time, his story is "Love, Actually" is now the most tragic.

Bats aren't bugs!

Bats aren't bugs!

I should have said "in the process of." He doesn't die in this episode. But, I mean, close enough.

I should have said "in the process of." He doesn't die in this episode. But, I mean, close enough.

Does she not know that Richard has killed people, gangland-style? Or does she just not care? I know that she just sees him as a meek, pushover half-face that she pays to be a glorified babysitter, but regardless: it's not really wise to talk to a murderer that way.

Does she not know that Richard has killed people, gangland-style? Or does she just not care? I know that she just sees him as a meek, pushover half-face that she pays to be a glorified babysitter, but regardless: it's not really wise to talk to a murderer that way.

Kessler reciting "If" to himself AS HE IS DYING is just too heartbreaking for me to comprehend right now.

Kessler reciting "If" to himself AS HE IS DYING is just too heartbreaking for me to comprehend right now.