Okay, quick poll. At the end of the night, would you rather take home one "10" or two "5"s?

Pittsburg gets a lifetime pass for Gabe Kaplan's opus "The Fish that Saved Pittsburg."

Will she
Reenact the big scene from Anti-Christ?

Super Dave Osborne = Captain America
He already has most of the costume, just give him a shield.

How Lowe can you go?

Better "Barney Smurf"??
Which Barney character makes the best Smurf?

I thought "Vin Diesel" was The Rock's alter ego, like Garth Brooks/Chris Gaines, but with a shaved head instead of a soul patch.

Instead of McShane, I would have preferred Shane MacGowan. He could easily pull off the scurvy-idled pirate look and outdrink Jack Sparrow.

He's playing Chicago. Pitchfork is giving him Pavement's slot.

so which came first
This song or the Hostess snack cake?

From Russia, With Midget Hooker Love

Dagnabit,
All of these whippersnappers can have their internets and twatters and metube. I'm gonna hitch the horse to the buggy and drag my 40 year old ass down to the Western Union to send a telygram and then catch a Fatty Arbuckle film at the movie palace.

And what's up with that, "throw another Na'vi on the barbie."

Who you gonna call?
There's something missing
In your biography
Who you gonna call?
Ghost-Writers

I liked Jersey IV where they go to Russian and fight previously unstoppable commie Guidos.

Dingos kicked my baby!!!

Maverick and the Scientology Center of Doom

Top Gun Episode II: The Maverick Strikes Back

He's just going back to his roots. Winning the Star Search competition launched him the first time - he's just going back to the well again.

You know what orphanage is scary?
The one run by Ms. Hannigan. Talk about a hard-knock life.