The Dead Milkmen - "Punk Rock Girl"

The Cars - "Moving in Stereo"

YOU BETTER RUN, EGG!!!

This week, Diabeetus is barely putting up with nerds. Shut up, nerds.

Diabeetus wears JNCO underwear for all the room they give his swollen balls.

The Oscillation Overthruster and carrying case from THE ADVENTURES OF BUCKAROO BANZAI ACROSS THE 8TH DIMENSION

EVERYBODY SHUT UP. THAT POOR GIRL MADE HER ROMPER OUT OF CURTAINS. IT TOOK HER ALL DAY ON SATURDAY, YOU GUYS. SHUT UP.

YOU'RE inevitable!

Greatest movie ever made. Shut the fuck up, everyone else.

Sneh.

1992 was unfortunate.

Taylor Swift avoids quality like Diabeetus avoids blood-sugar tests.

Ned's Atomic Dustbin. Diabeetus likes 'em like he likes fuckin'.

PLASTIC MAN MOVIE OR DIABEETUS IS GONNA START BOYCOTTING THE FUCK OUT OF THINGS.

Diabeetus would like to hear much more Alannis over the Full House theme. It's like she's singing right at Uncle Joey's face.

What do you mean Diabeetus cain't stream Galipoli anymore?

Diabeetus will have you know that the best version of this song is sung by Fake Cher at the end of the black & white, exterminator-tent horror episode of The X-Files. Mulder and Scully danced. It was a thing of beauty.

The horseman lost his head due to diabetes. Just you watch, the Internet.

[slow golf clap]

Wherez all the "wub-wubz" at?