Diabeetus doesn't understand you fucking kids.

Diabeetus would appreciate it if you'd remember that all your base are belong to us.

*has diabetes*

Diabeetus can confirm that Neil is "miming" self-fellatio.

Diabeetus is cupping his balls and judging you.

This doogan has been flogged for science!

First you got bacon, now you get DIABEETUS.

In 1992, Diabeetus would cut himself for insulin at this little club in Atlanta. It was not a good time.

In 1992, Diabeetus would cut himself for insulin at this little club in Atlanta. It was not a good time.

Tits or I abscond with your insulin.

Tits or I abscond with your insulin.

Stop making up words, AV Club.

HOLY. LIVING. FUCK.

DIABEETUS ATE HIM

Diabeetus refuses to discuss this reasonably.

NOPE.

A large lad, as it were.

What's the one where he fights gorilla Anthony Hopkins with psychology?

I think the important question is this: Do they have dat swagger? If not, that shit's cray.

Where my BOB'S BURGERS at?!?