"…Goop’s emergence into a physical entity"

Mmmm…sacrilicious.

As long as they get to the got-damn fireworks factory…

Ya know what's sexy? Falsetto.

Diabeetus has it on good authority that Spicer takes it in the ass with a pint of Edy's.

Now play Classical Gas!

Diabeetus would like to know what spell Corey Feldman cast to preserve his youthful vim and vigor. Also, if Corey Feldman produces a pamphlet or newsletter, Diabeetus would subscribe to it.

BACK TO YOUR HOLE, LORDE MICHAELS.

GOSSSLLLIIINNNGGG!!!!!!!!

Diabeetus would like to know how to pronounce "pewdiepie" so he can spell it out phonetically with dogshit on the Internet's front porch.

"Should Spring Breakers be higher than #74?" No. The answer is no.

Diabeetus saw The Promise Ring at the Wrecking Ball festival in Atlanta two weeks ago. Still goddamn awesome.

Diabeetus was saying 'boo-urns'.

Diabeetus finds performance art to be adorable.

So does that stabbing start at mile 13 or…?

Know what's overrated? Rhythm.

*here

Irony is dead. LONG LIVE IRONY.

THAT'S GOOD ADVICE THAT YOU JUST WON'T TAKE.

KENNY LOGGINS IS ROLLING OVER IN HIS GRAVE.