MAAAATLOOOOOOCK
And MUUUURRRRDDDDDEEEERRRRR SHEEEEEEE WROOOOOOTTTTEEEE!!!

Oh, LOLA
We'll miss you not even a little bit.

There's a lot of interesting ideas here.
Perhaps it could use an editor?

How 'bout we all just remember ALIENS IN AMERICA instead?
That show was fan-fucking-tastic.

Judging by that picture up there
If you're Cameron Diaz, you can expect your child to be orange.

Neckbeard, you're everywhere! (Except in demand.)

You win the username competition. Here's your slow clap.

Your neckbeard will alert us; Diabeetus feels confident in trusting follicles.

Martian Manhunter must be rolling over in his grave.

You're amazing.

"There was so much cock in my face, I never had time to be bothered by the gaping plot holes!"

Diabeetus is gonna be so super-pissed if his new vuvuzela album "Diabeetus II: Lucifuge" gets passed over because of this.

FUCK BEING REASONABLE. EVERYBODY SMOKE METH HARD!

Pete's Dragon was a jive-ass turkey, honky.

The place where Tyler Perry lives with Tyler Perry, Tyler Perry Tyler Perry Tyler Perry Tyler Perry, Tyler Perry!!!

"Get off the slopes"
shall now be Diabeetus' euphemism for "quit being such a bitch-ass fucktard baby and get back to work, you pretentious rich asshat".

I love you, FUCK.

But…but…
Tits!?!

Sidekicks starring that delightful little scamp, Ernie Reyes Jr.

Soundgarden?
That's still a thing?