If they don't play MAN IN THE BOX in the first hour
Diabeetus is gonna be pissed and will tweet his displeasure.

Keep smoking meth, white people!

Axel F Theme by Harold Faltermeyer
Diabeetus still freaks the fuck out when he hears that song.

The trees are killing us, man.

Love, actually? No. Oscar, actually.
Diabeetus used that one last night but it didn't make the man's cut up there.

Fantastic then.
That planet probably has better hookers and blow anyway.

Diabeetus is a little sad.
And hungry for a nice cheese danish.

Diabeetus would watch A LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN with Mike Scioscia.

Diabeetus' childhood
Ur doin' it wrong.

Look, if you're not continually honoring the achievements of Steely Dan
then you're just not doing it right.

It's Spider-MAN. It isn't his name. Like, it's not Phil Spiderman.

The Hard, the

Die Hard 5: SOMEBODY CLOSE THE WINDOW ALREADY!

How bout that next Duke Nukem game?
Remember Duke Nukem? Diabeetus does.

Is it justifiable though?

Or points at his crotch and says, "Ladies, you pretty much have to".

You guys, she doesn't need super powers to be awesome.
Also, she's not your mother.

You guys, the ramparts needed a reaming.
For serious.

Diabeetus is a never-nude.
Fun Fact.

You fuckin' hippy…