Pat Morita and Jay Leno? Together? In a buddy cop comedy? How can we lose?!?

Who's playing Dudley
the retarded Kennedy?

Remember that very-special-episode of MR. BELVEDERE when Wesley's friend catches the AIDS and Mr. Belvedere calls the CDC to be sure Wesley can't catch the AIDS by sharing a popsicle with the sick kid? That wasn't about drugs.

I'm Hugh Jass.

Tattooed on Charlie Sheen's Ass
SHIIIIIT, IF DIS GON' BE DAT KINDA PAHTY, IMA STICK MAH DICK INNA MASHED POTATOS!!!

Look, if Diabeetus is gonna spend $7.89 on anything
it's gonna be a can of Miller High Life and a crack whore, not some damn movin' picture show.

Cock Crammer. He was big in the underground gay comic slam scene.

Goodbye, yellow brick road. I'm a rocket man!

O_O
Meh.

Conviviality is a 25cent word if ever there was one.

Are they trapped in a Vogue fashion spread?
Because if so, there's not nearly enough almost-sex.

At half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls.

Goat Taint Lovin'?

Greasy Transgendered Lame-O's?

G.T.L.?
Gross Toenail Lickers?

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Human Torch as a Moyel: You'd think with his stretching he could hand a guy a shawl every now and then, maybe close a window? And how do I know she isn't watching me make a pee? She's invisible and that's just unseemly. And would it kill the other one to stop with all the stomping? Oiy! Is it time for a nosh?

You dohn luv me; you jes' love mah doggy style.

The bearded guy on the poster
is making the same face Luke's dad makes when he smells a new car.

This is gay.
HOWL!!!