That was fantastic!
What is freak-folk, pray tell?

Mark "FUNK YOUR BUNCH" Wahlberg?

"Larry" Fishburne is available though. Just sayin'…

Diabeetus disgust-induced vomit will be in 3D.

It feels more like it's screaming, "The bass player I just saw in that beach side bar in Panama City is way better than Paul McCartney".

Diabeetus thinks we all know what that heart represents.

Is Diabeetus the only one who still rubs one out while thinking of Rae Dawn Chong in COMMANDO?

What about the episode of Magnum P.I. where you get see Magnum's P.I.?

Diabeetus is doing Darryl Strawberry PCP right here in the outfield andHOLYFUCKIWILLENDYOUIFYOUMOCKMYNAMEONEMORETIMEYOUGODDAMNBUUTERFLIES!!!!!!!!

^ That right there is some nasty shit, Fun Boy. You need to take yourself back to Germany.

Diabeetus is convinced. Where does he send the checks?

FUCK EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS.

And BOOM goes the dynamite.

OF COURSE it features Akon
What video from beyond the grave DOESN'T feature that guy?

Seriously, this Owl gets it. Bravo.

Crunch these numbers!
*gesticulates wildly to calculator*

^ Owl wins. Goodnight, everybody!

Is there an appearance by that Chaz Bono?
'Cuz whatever THAT is now, it's gay as hell.

Towelie!

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