Who's to say Diabeetus doesn't smell like Gaga already?
Diabeetus has plenty of meat hiding in his jowls, he fancies leather and gold polyester…

Not if you're Jim Gaffigan.

Look, just because it sucks is no reason to bad mouth a thing.
Petey Pablo has feelings, too. His feelings suck but he has them.

Dame Edna and her/his luscious melons.

To be fair, Natalie is ALWAYS a gunt at 10:30 in the morning.

Diabeetus: "Am I eating the cupcake?"
Baker: "Yes please."

This Jay Pharoah is pretty funny.
Thus SNL will not use him properly.

*Observes moment of silence. Diddles a little.*

Diabeetus will get you in the end, George Lucas.
Just like Diabeetus is a-gettin' Rob Reiner.

Would you like to try my Wu-Tang style?
No? I thought not.

Why did you spell "wicked" with a "y"? Are you a witch? Should we burn you?

Whaddya say, Johnny?

Harry Dean Stanton and the reanimated corpse of Hal Holbrook.

Because WWII wasn't nearly "real" enough.
Storm the beach! IN 3D!

Fallin'
Still one of Diabeetus' favorite De La Soul tracks.

SHUT UP. JAMES CAMERON IS SOLVING THE GULF OIL CRISIS.
SO WHAT IF HIS EX-WIFE WON THE OSCAR? JAMES CAMERON KNOWS THE OIL CRISIS IS JUST LIKE PANDORA. SHUT UP.

So…how many times did the man touch you? And why didn't you tell your mommy?

$4.99 for the 4:3 version of THE THIN RED LINE? How can I lose?!?

Diabeetus lives in the South
and believes in eugenics SINCE THE GOVERNMENT IS ALREADY KILLING UNBORN BABIES BY VACCINATING CHILDREN. IT'S ALL IN THE PAMPHLET, PEOPLE!

Diabeetus thinks it's 1999 and the best videogame dialog is still "All your base are belong to us".