HURT YO' LOCKA

Blacktion. Stiller always brings it. Wait, you say he's Jewish? Whatever. Blacktion. BLACKTION!

PIMP YO' I.E.D.

Diabeetus' work here is done.

Time Bandits is out on BluRay and you say NOTHING?!?
J'accuse!

Well Christ. Diabeetus just up and failed on a number of levels. If you want him, he'll be in the tub with some sherry and a Reader's Digest.

Their next ad campaign will eschew androgyny for the far more ambiguousness of buttdrogyny.
You heard it here first!

HURR

Diabeetus has so many goddamn grenades
that it's likely the one he's sitting on right now might just explo

Diabeetus feels like somebody needs to make a movie featuring only a naked underwater skank ballet.

You're the worst character ever, Towelie.

Christopher Lloyd was pretty great as Uncle Fester. Also, somebody go dig up the hilarious corpse of Lou Costello.

All she needs is a connect-the-liberal-conspiracy-plots chalkboard and she's set.

Is she the squirrely little flat-chested girl that hosts Tosh.0?

I hate this?
I don't know. Pimpin' really tires a muthafucka out.

Too bad.
She looks nothing like Marilyn Monroe's talking-dog replicant.

Nukes? Just poison the meth. BOOM. Juggalo problem solved.

Look, there's no way George Clooney would ever do this.
His film-making aesthetic is entirely too derp-a-derp a diddily-derp dee-dun doo-dorp…

IGNORE ME!

Only girls like Ewoks.
And George Lucas is rich as shit so, you know, suck it everybody else.