Danny Fucking Elfman
Thursday 10:30 Room 6BCF

Huh. Usually they make the newbies wash and detail Diabeetus' car. And mow his lawn and fold his laundry. Matter of fact, you're late, Von Doviak.

Somebody go dig up Rip Taylor.
He's HILARIOUS.

Mel Gibson
Filming involving torture, violence, screaming, gore, and Jesus ahead. Do not be alarmed.

Axl is a fly in the ointment of Diabeetus' Honda GoldWing-drivin' good time.

GAS, GRASS, OR ASS. NOBODY RIDES FOR FREE.

Glenn Close sealed the deal.
Diabeetus hears she boiled the pet rabbit of DirecTV Michael White.

Diabeetus wants the maze Daniel has his rat run through in "The Constant".

Well, it's no bear riding a tricycle
but they can't all be gold.

You call him Dr. Jones, doll!
DOOOOONNNNNNGGGGGG!!!

Mansquito is going in the Netflix queue.
Where, hopefully, he will do battle with Cyborg Cop.

His lyrical chops are unparalleled. Please see "A Milli". He's tougher than Nigerian hair.

Will he drive a SUX 2000?
Preferably after a long day of violating some perp's civil rights?

I also doubt ?uestlove will tweet about Amy Winehouse's love of heroin and rum either, as there's no way those two obsessions will interfere with her ability to contribute to a record.

BA-ZING!

Diabeetus would like "them" to bring back THE MISFITS OF SCIENCE. Diabeetus wanted to be you, Lightning Bolt Hands.

Diabeetus is gettin' too old for this shit.
Seriously, is Diabeetus gonna hafta choke a bitch? And by bitch, Diabeetus means Mel Gibson and all his douchebaggery.

Fzelching?

Why do you always gotta be a smart-ass? Just sell your stupid fucking custard, your sub-par non-ice cream, and shut the fuck up, smart ass.

Helen Mirren showed her boobs after the age of 60. Game over, man. Game over.