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Diabeetus
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Throw in some rubber-lizard-costume mirror wrestling and Diabeetus will be an investor.

Wonder Woman doesn't care about you.
Get your own golden lasso!

If it doesn't star Goldberg
Diabeetus is fuckin' OUT.

Quentin Tarantino's still pissed he didn't make a movie as awesome as CLOCKERS.

DIABEETUSFEARSTHINGSHEDOESN'TUNDERSTAND!!!!!!!

Diabeetus isn't busy next week and sort of looks like a dwarf.
Diabeetus is just sayin'.

*dick joke*

Diabeetus is on TEAM BLOSSOM.

For God's sake, don't say it out loud! That's just what the Bieber Beavers want!

Eats shoots, leaves.

This reeks of the good kind of failure.
Diabeetus creature feature would star that goddamn donkey from the next farm over. Sumbitch is always nipping at Diabeetus' ample ass. Terrifying.

Diabeetus is confused: who's giving the herp to Tyler Perry on a gay man's wedding night purplemonkeydishwasher?

Mrs. Izzard, you are the tits.

Carlos Mencia, is that you?

Keep on w/ the force dont stop, don't stop til u get enuf Keep on w/ the force dont stop, don't stop til u get enuf Keep on w/ the force dont stop, don't stop til u get enuf Keep on w/ the force dont stop, don't stop til u get enuf Keep on w/ the force dont stop, don't stop til u get enuf Keep on w/ the force dont

Diabeetus loves it that at least one of them has diabetes.

Diabeetus liked Game better when he went by his real name, Mike Tyson.

Um, can we delete "Joe wants to taste your afterbirth, ladies. Please I'm horny"s comment? Diabeetus is totes creeped out.

An amazing exhibitionist game of pocket pool.

"Seems like Draper could have at least brought an ashtray from home. "
He doesn't even have a home, you heartless cad!