Frodo owns a record company?
Fantastic then.

It admonishes you for not wearing the shoes while you're cheating on your spouse.

For those of you playing at home, we were looking for "freebasing". Freebasing the chocolate. Freebasing.

FUCK A BUNCH OF THAT.
DIABEETUSHAZTHAANGR. RAAAAWWWRRRR!!!

Diabeetus had that fucker gassed up last night.

Diabeetus doesn't appreciate such derogatory shenanigans.
Diabeetus likes his morning zoo crews to stick with celebrity voice impersonations and stripper interviews.

This show sucks balls.
Thus spake Diabeetus.

Best Line
"I love pop music. It's not easy to write a good pop song. It may be easier to put out a fake jazz album, as Sting does from time to time."

uber-lightweight
uber-fucktarded

Diabeetus suspects the involvement of Hottentots.
There's no other way to explain the way Shrek has pervaded our society and our children's eating utensils.

Thank you, PBS!
James Brown is a motherfucking bad-ass, Jan and Dean were game for anything, and Teri Garr made a mean go-go girl.
Also, Toni Basil is in there somewhere shaking her thang.

Diabeetus has a collection of college-football-themed Crocs
which should surprise no one.

She also did a synth-drum dance routine to "Don't Go" by Yaz in Tango & Cash. HAWT.

Lois & Clark
ain't got shit on this.

Diabetes. No gangrene.

Diabeetus is now and forever shall be.

This sort of apocalypse mythology is welcome.
There are no huge 'splosions, no tsunamis, no earthquakes. Just a slow descent into despair and death. One of the best things this show has done is to show how evil corrupts (physically and spiritually) and how that corruption doesn't have to be widespread throughout the…

In HELL!!!

A is A
That is all.

Diabeetus believes he was run down in a culvert by the Marshall's dawgs.