Booty-Do
As in "Your belly got more jelly than your booty do."

Whut we've got here is…
a failure… to communicate.

Remember "Hey Dude!"?
Diabeetus does and is sadder for it.

It's a 1979 Pontiac Phoenix but whatever. All y'all bitches be hatin'.

No, but Diabeetus is ready to fuck shit up.
Does that count? If so, TO THE FUCKIN'-SHIT-UP-MOBILE!

And the mome raths outrabe.
Turn down that goddamn rap music!

No, you're thinking of the guy who got shocked in Wes Craven's "Shocker".

"Tango & Cash"

Danny Trejo
is an actor of Hispanic decent.

There was also paint!

Yeah, god. Hating shows that suck is so pedantic.

Diabeetus implores you to ignore the comma.

Listen to your friend, Billy Zane. He's a smart dude.

Diabeetus has a nagging suspicion that you may not get it. And now he haz tha angr.

"World Eater" by Bolt Thrower

BOOM!
Relevant.

Jesus Tap-Dancing Christ
but the Christian kids love the North Face jackets.

"Fuck all y'all! I like pussy!"
said Tiger to himself while taking a shit this morning.

Surgeon General: Americans Have Gigantic Fat Asses
That pretty much sums up Diabeetus.

Rated PG for THEMATIC MATERIAL
That material seems to be boozin' and felonious mail tampering.