Diabeetus is the best way to burn away dignity. No lie!

Ack Ack, you just made Diabeetus' day.

It will be title Diabeetus II: Lucifuge.

Diabeetus: The Prequel
*spends thirty-seven years eating Ho-Ho's, Twinkies, Cheez-Whiz*
*develops diabetes*

This fucking thing is 8:30 minutes long?
TO THE WE-ARE-THE-WORLD-DESTROYING MOBILE!

Type II Diabeetus
This guy haz it.

This is how PedoBear gets into your house.
You've been warned, people!

Hippies
Diabeetus used to like 'em, as the chicks were easy. Then Diabeetus grew up, developed more refined olfactory senses, better taste in clothes, music and politics and now he just wants to crush them like the spoiled, middle class white kids that they are.

Diabeetus believes it means that John Mayer would rather a dude were chugging his doogan.

Well Diabeetus'll be a son of a (smurf)!
That (smurf) looks good as (smurf)! Diabeetus can't (smurf)in' wait to get in line for that (smurf)! (smurf)in' A! Where's Diabeetus' childhood? He wants to remember the (smurf) out of it!

Diabeetus is pretty sure the ingrown hair on his taint could pull off a more scathing commentary on the media than Tim Kring.

Nice job, Steve!
You let this donkey dong destroy his credibility without coming across like you were attacking him.
"Especially the way we write the show: We write it as a group. A lot."
No shit, ass hat. We couldn't tell that lesbian Claire was made by vote. One hand in the air, the other under the table a-thumpin'.

BLARGH!!!

That goddamn Denny's ad made Diabeetus so angry. No one likes Denny's, Denny's. SHUTTHEFUCKUP.

But seriously folks, did anyone see the breakfast commercial with the screaming chickens? Hilarious!

This commercial is why Christ will punish us
with anal rape.

Wes Craven's "Skidmark"

Ba-ZING!

MO'NIQUE!TM
Diabeetus would also like to start campaigning now for MO'NIQUE!TM to win everything, even categories in which she was not nominated.

So The Hurt Locker's gonna sweep, right?
Right?!?