Diabeetus thought she was a Real Housewife of Atlanta. The one with song about being retarded for the party or something.

Diabeetus did that once right before falling into a diabetic coma.
I'm jes' sayin'.

Diabeetus 'bout to drop some knowledge on y'all!
This song sucks.

So you didn't like it?
Huh.

But seriously, has the baton been passed to Nabin? Is he doing Tony Clifton now?

This man is a national treasure!
You know, Diabeetus did mescaline with him at The Fillmore back in '69. He did not bleach Diabeetus' asshole.

Enough already, Spoon.
Give Fork a chance.

"At least until Access Hollywood's X-treme Glitz MRI technology is perfected. "
Diabeetus believes that should be "purr-fected". Me-OW!

Aaaaaannnnd. . . Action!

According to Leviticus,
if, after three attempts, you cannot get rid of mold and mildew on George Lopez you are supposed to burn him to the ground. Also menstruating women should avoid him at all cost.

The Black Box set is a good legacy.
In fact, Diabeetus will go listen to that now. Wut up, 1000 Homo DJ's?!?

Diabeetus has a job for Jay Leno
and it involves baby wipes, Neosporin, and a taint that hasn't seen the light of day since the Ford administration.

Dragonball:Evolution
was misunderstood by everybody except Diabeetus.

God midgets piss Diabeetus off.
Wait, what are we talking about?

Diabeetus will get his ass to Mars.
Diabeetus will start the reactor.
Diabeetus will free Mars.
??????????
Profit.

Whatever. Tasslehoff Burrfoot all up in this piece, bitches.

Settle down, Ebert.

A Public Service announcement from the man who brings you Diabeetus…Diabeetus.
Saying the word "Squeakquel" out loud lowers your risk of receiving blowjobs exponentially. Please make a note of it.

Diabeetus would like to add his taint to the conversation.

It's because "Night Moves" is tits.
Duh.