And on the seventh day, Diabeetus murdered this movie.
And yeh, the people saw what Diabeetus hath wrought. And they were indifferent. And Diabeetus went back to his part-time job at The Biscuit Bucket.

What is this "fapping" that Diabeetus hears so much about?

Wait, Final Fantasy is violin music?
Now Diabeetus is picturing a slew of nancy-boys flitting about waving batons and denouncing flannel.

Diabeetus feels that The Wire isn't mentioned enough around here.
Get on that, AV Club! People listen to you!

ZMF for President of the Internet
Can Diabeetus get an Amen?

Diabeetus suggests you all back the fuck off ZMF. He will fuck you where you live. Diabeetus does not lie.

Don Cheadle in a suit equipped with machine guns?
Diabeetus just lost control of his bowels. Again.

There's something in this quadrant.

Diabeetus is doll eyes.
Doll mouth doll legs

DIABEETUS CAN'T FIND HIS TEETH OR HIS TAINT!
*starts 30 second timer on the microwave*

Diabeetus was watching a 1985 episode of Cheers last night and people were smoking (!) in the bar ON TELEVISION. Suck on that, MPAA.

Lukyn Skywyrd is exactly what you'd expect.
Diabeetus knows you know what he means.

Diabeetus just pooped his pants.
Now, what was this post about?

Diabeetus is the second-coming of L. Ron Hubbard
Bow down before Diabeetus, fatties!

Finally, a role Diabeetus can sink his teeth into!
To the Casting Mobile!

Diabeetus' brother is much funnier.
Diabeetus is jes sayin'.

Diamonds: She'll Pretty Much Have To
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Also, Silver Surfer from this clip and the Human Being from Community: one in the same?

Diabeetus wants to know why Captain America is dry humping that railing.
And why is Magneto pounding Daredevil in the ass?

To be clear
Diabeetus also thinks Robin Williams looks like an old woman.