Love'll get you like a case of anthrax
and that's something I don't wanna catch.

Diabeetus will have a heart-to-heart with this young man.
And he will warn him of the dangers of diabeeeeetussss.

There's a silent "G" in "gnosh" if Diabeetus sez there's a silent "G" in "gnosh". He also sez there's a silent "k" in "kneuter" which is what he'll do to the next fool what questions his pronouncementz.

Groo. GROO!!!
Yessssssss…

Me So Horny - For Love
Only if there's a partner-show for the Jewish Single Lady on Bravo called "Let's Go Out for a Gnosh".

The name of Diabeetus' new band is "Lewd Replicant". We end our shows by dipping our balls in liquid nitrogen AND NOT GETTING HURT. Suck on that, Third Eye Blind!

When did Jeff Lebowsky make a buddy-cop movie? I'll bet he told Fiddy to make him a Caucasian.

Gee whiz…
that young man is not angry at all.

Diabeetus is Lost
in the sweet embrace of the Hater's words.

Yeah, that's not the moon, it's Diabeetus' ass.

I appreciate this movie on a much deeper level than you.
Mostly because Diabeetus is not above acting in science fiction movies.

Well done.
clap clap clap.
I applaud you, sir.

A correction must be made. Please pardon Diabeetus.

That photo is terrible.
For shame, Alaskan photographers!

A little bit of Diabeetus just died.
And it's the part that really liked that drunk driving episode of Mr. Belvedere.

Spam Email
It doesn't make me proud but it does constantly remind Diabeetus that he has an "OMNIPOTENT PORKSWORD". Where's the harm in that?

Oh bascule. While you typed it, did you hear Wilford Brimley? Let me leave you with another:

Well done, AV Club Entendre-Bot.
clap. clap. clap.

Gaslight Anthem in Atlanta
Saw these guys live in Atlanta at the Masquerade back in May. Great live show and very personable. Diabeetus gives them an A+.

Is the guy in the picture Johnny from Johnny and the Sprites?
Disney Channel + racist hipster puppets + cynical internet message board = FABULOUSSSSSS!!!