Camel Man starred in an episode of "Our House"
and was never heard from again…

I fear my diabeetus will flair up from all the sweetness.
Plus that dog is funny.

My ass hurts.
What can the writing of David Foster Wallace do about that?

In his best Wilford Brimley voice:
"It's Big League Chew or nothin' for Diabeetus."

Wolfman's got nards?
Kick him in the nards!

Yes, the dude in the white suit. I'm even from Atlanta and his book about Atlanta "A Man in Full" put me to sleep.
And who the hell calls it "THE Buford Highway"? Goddammit.

Tom Wolfe
I have tried and tried and tried. He just bores me to tears. Not really but he bores me enough to stop reading his books after about 100 pages.

Preggers?
Anne Dudek is pregnant, right? That's why she had the high skirts and the stuff in front of her, methinks.

A douchebag surrounded by candy is still a douchebag.
And this douchebag is full of obnoxious.

JJ's Diner
I'd like to point out that the establishing shot of the diner is actually a diner on Cheshire Bridge Road in Atlanta. Reprazentin' the A T L, bitches! Whut, whut?!?

Favorite Walter Line of the Night
I always wanted a two-headed goat! What is this publication? Can I get a subscription?

My lady parts are tingling
which is strange because I didn't think I had those.

I hope he gets the diabeetus.
And gout.

The year.
They could have at least called it "1969" so they could have used the Stooges song. That would have cranked the grade up to at least a "D".

Vanya on 42nd Street
This adaptation of Uncle Vanya is my favorite Wallace Shawn role. Plus it's got a scrumptious young redhead named Julianne Moore and it's hard to say no to that.

House already changed my life.
I'm only two weeks old!

So. Much. Grease.
I, for one, applaud this greasy retard and his spotty use of shampoo.

A theory about Coke Classic
I haven't seen the first season in a while but did we ever find out how Cameron, Chase and Foreman came to be part of House's team? Do we feel more of a connection to them and between them and House because from the beginning of the series a history already existed? Much of the…

"Made for TV Movie" is the best Lucille-Ball-was-beaten-by-Ricky-Ricardo song ever.
The good times never last
the chocolates move too fast
for us all.

Relationship Dynamic
I think it could now be argued that the I5 have a much more intimate and much stronger relationship than the O6, since they have spent the last three years in such close proximity to each other in the Dharma Initiative. Some of the O6 may have lived in Los Angeles but it doesn't appear that they…