When my grandma was 75, she was in a Country-Western band. It was as awesome as it sounds.
Check out Buck Owens, Conway Twitty, Marty Robbins, and Merle Haggard. You cannot go wrong. Well, I take that back. Stay away from Buck Owens work in the 80's; I found it to be uneven. For my money, you will not find a…

Volcano
Protection from volcanoes? I don't need no stinking protection from no volcanoes.

13 needs an ass-whoopin'
Anybody want to place bets on whether or not 13 gets a long-deserved beat-down from a pissed-off family member before the season ends?
Personally, I'd love to see Foreman smack her in the mouth but he's all sensitive and stoic this season.

Music Cues
How fucking awesome was the opening sequence set to "Ballroom Blitz"? I LOVED the colored freeze frames while Brian Connolly of Sweet is asking everyone if they're "ready". Whatever else may be wrong with this show, the producers clearly have a love of the music of '73.

Johnny Ryall, who do you think you are?

Dogs
How many times do you think those dogs chose scripts for him back in the day?

Screw you guys!
I like Dexy's Midnight Runners. And that's a great picture of them up there!

And now I'm happy despite the diatbetes.
This is the best news I've ever heard. I read all my original books until the covers fell off.

Seeing his moustache
reminds me it's time to trim my pubes.

Man, I sure coulda used a pair of them "They Live!" glasses during Chuck last night.
I'm sure the screen was actually displaying something like "You are a giant tool and you will get boils on your anus for watching this." Or maybe "SMOKE".

Hey, back off, Fringe hater!
I have some wicked bad single-cell diabeetus slugs that'll totally fuck your shit up. You're on notice, Modell.

OMG! T.O. ROFLMAO on VH1!
I calls 'em as I sees 'em.

More Kuttner 'n' House, please.
"If you meet our boss, just 'yes' and 'no' answers okay?"

My commercials appeal to this show's aging demographic.
What is Jeopardy?

According to Bloom County, he was married to Madonna.

@bascule: See, THAT'S why I come here.

Fuckin', Guns, Cars, and Subtitles
Which quadrant do I fall into?

I think you're lying. Or you work at Maxim.

The Last House on the Left
Social commentary, schmocial schmommentary. Boring!

I think this "movie" will never be as "universally" loved as Forest Gump but that's just "because" Brad Pitt didn't go full "re"tard. And what is this "Newt Gingrich" you speak of? Some "sort" of newt?