Apparently you did not.

Tchotchke.

This column
can only be described as review-like.

Really? No interest in claymation toilet humor? No? Nothing? Poop?

/racism=FAIL

retarD.

You also might consider that Courtney Cox has a touch of the D.

Your FAIL is palpable.

Diabeetus still can't update his profile info.
I left Soviet Russia for this?

America!
Fuck Yeah!

Don't label me.
I defy categorization and hope.

Loving You
Anyone who can hear "Loving You" and not think of John Stamos' brother Richard Stamos singing it and a horse exploding is dead inside.

Editing Profile Info
I can't edit my favorite TV shows or location. How much longer must the AV club forums go without knowing that my favorite TV show is The Side Boob Hour? How long, I ask you?

F U C K B R I T N E Y
Fuck this strumpet.

…
(sighs)
(mops brow with handkerchief)

I have the diabeetus.
Please review more sugary goodness to match the sweetness of the new design.

It's more real than fake things.