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I liked how she was cuddling the "Show me where Coach Bieste touched you" doll on the way out of the principal's office after the fake accusations against the new football coach.

Isn't it more like 1/8th the time? That is a long ass fucking song

@UMD- the commercials intrigued me because I was wondering what Charlie from Always Sunny was doing in an obviously shitty romcom as best friend #2, which made me think maybe it isn't so shitty but I didn't think that enough to actually see it.

Fuck this
Where is Fatties Fart 2?

Its been a while since I've seen this
but I still list it as one of my favorite films. I need to watch it again soon. I always viewed it as the story of a broken man on a path to redemption, revisiting all of the elements that have beaten him down along the way. The strip club scene spoke to me as Billy going

At first I thought it was a lazy list too, but then the following weekend, my wife was watching Funny People on tv and the meaning of the Inventory totally clicked for me. Sandler mocks the personna he has created for himself via the movies all through that film. It is especially shown in the clips of the movies

Fuckin curveballs, how do they work?

They need some Brawndo, its got what plants crave…that'll help with the trees.

Titties 'til November, now that's a campaign slogan.

Fingercuffs

Who is playing
Vision, Scarlet Witch, Quicksilver, etc.

Stop looking at me swan

You see this milk? That could be our milk…

My favorite skit from his albums is The Goat, but there is one on one of his later albums about a champion golfer that has a complete meltdown during a hole he is playing and ends with him taking a shit in the cup…"Hole in one, motherfucker!" Always gets me.

Even Billy Madison has a moment that could make this list, at the end when he turns the company over to Carl and announces that he's going to become a teacher. It may not be as crappily sincere as the ones on this list, which also totally ignored The Wedding Singer and 50 First Dates, but it is still there.

I think Michael Bay has already signed on to ruin it, I mean direct it.

Plus the Duck Tales NES Games was better than the tits…it was the vag.

Hey, where all de white women at?

Yeah Area, or be counted as more than 3/5ths of a person.

I always forget
In Breaking Dawn, is Ozone a vampire and Turbo a werewolf, or vice versa?