Jumanji is mine and my wife's code name for sex in the movie theater ever since she told me her friend once got it on while going to that movie

Ah, mi scusi….EuroTrip. Fuck everyone for not including this.

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14. Grind [Skid Row]

Doug Benson?

Deadpool in the pantheon of Greek Gods was the best part

Brother Voodoo or I'm not watching

It is unnecessary, just like Peter Criss

Warning, may cause birth defects

Carnivag?

I'm surprised no one has mentioned Joss Whedon yet

The only consistent thing in all your failed relationships is you, Taylor

They were found to be Desperately Wanting

Its in the same vein as the way they introduce Derek and Hansel at the beginning of the movie.  I always took it as a call back to that.

But she died in Hawaii.  No wonder they can't find any proof of her death.  That state can't get any kind of certification right.

Tom Brady is sitting near you?

I stand corrected.  It should have been nominated.  At least in my mind.

I stand corrected.  It should have been nominated.  At least in my mind.

You would think, but the year that Pan's Labyrinth was nominated for both, it didn't win best foreign language film.

You would think, but the year that Pan's Labyrinth was nominated for both, it didn't win best foreign language film.