I actually quoted from that song as my conclusion for a high school paper on Alexander the Great. Got an A.

I think Fred Durst knows a thing or two about fuckin' magnets, but I may be wrong

Fave Forte Roles
MacGruber and Tim Calhoun are the best. Always loved the Falconer. But the one-off as Reverend Scoutmaster Swimcoach on a recent Weekend Update was probably one of the funniest things I have seen on SNL in a while.

No love for Leon?
The final act with the assault on the apartment is fantastic. Also, the best Gary Oldman scene ever committed to film: "EVERYONE!"

I liked
the one with Johnny Depp better

I need to find a way to work that last sentence into everyday conversation.

Cubicles are for closers Marge

@Juanito- Hedwig and the Angry Inch fuckin rules all

My friend and I saw Showgirls in the theater and there was only one other person in the show. He got up and walked out about halfway through. I turned to my friend and said "He's spent."

I loved it, baby, but all I could think about was Kielbasa sausage…

@schlub- as madbeatnik's friend I will gladly kick him in the nuts for you, no charge

Zoolandest

In the Old Members Only Warehouse

I thought it was "shou-dair"

Apparently
Earth Girls Are Easy wasn't a porn-y enough title.

RAAAAAAAAANDY = Hipster Douchebag
Dane Cook = Douchebag

And here I thought the meaning was lost to history.

It just means he avoided another shitty Joe Pesci movie.

I can already tell
that Craig Robinson will have the most quotable line from this movie.

No, it was Remote Control