This
worse than the battleshits scene in Harold and Kumar.

A sparrow with a machine gun!

obviously I'd like to see a 2d fighting game set in a combined Quinton Tarontino universe. I've always wanted to know who would win in a fight between The Bride and The Gimp, or Ordell Robbie vs Marsellus Wallace

I hope one of his other fatalities is summoning Dokken to destroy the enemy with a deadly rendition of "Dream Warriors."

QED, Dinosaurs do have souls, I have a fucking jar full of dino souls I'm looking to sell on ebay later this year. They are great in chilis and stews.

Why did the assailant use shaving cream? Do they not have that alcoholic Whipped Cream in a can in the UK?

@terri1 Don't get me started on AThorists. Fucking smug assholes.

I do not care if people believe in an afterlife, but it's when they start using their notion of an afterlife and who gets to go there as an excuse to deny human rights to different groups, that is when I start to care. For example, You can believe in Valhalla or Nirvana or Cobal all you want. You can even believe that…

Saying atheists are smug is kind of like saying liberals are elitists. You can't develop arguments against atheism's main claims (non-belief in gods) so you attack your perception of them as a group.

I think what Danskjavlar is saying is that he wants to watch a movie where two sexually compatible people fall in love, have great kinky sex without conflict and then get happily married to one another and life forever in a pretty castle. To kind of agree with him though, the only movie i can think of with a positive…

I think the episode your thinking of was the Daylight Savings Time episode.

They're rioting on a college level!

I also immediately thought of Clone High. It has my favorite ending of any TV show ever. "Everybody FREEZE!" I love how sinister Principal Scudworth looks in that scene, and how Abe and Joan's story arc is left unfinished.

now you have me wondering which fairy tale is the one that would be hardest to adapt into a teen romance. Humpty Dumpty? Old Mother Hubbard?

The best thing about the Blade Runner dystopia was that it was also the setting for the Kurt Russel classic "Soldier"

This review
only confirming what I suspected all along. A movie graded "C" that's dedicated to proving its own awesomeness in the most juvenile manner possible sounds like exactly the kind of movie I like.

yeah, I hate how women are dominating the world now. Look at both chambers of congress. there is a disproportionate amount of women governing our country.

Who amongst us didn't think dumb shit when we were 16? That being said, what is a journalist doing asking a 16 year old pop-star his opinion on abortion. That interviewer was just trying to drum up some controversy. Wait till the Beebs knocks somebody up and then see what his opinion on the A-bomb is.

this
hilarious.

I like the BEEK, but seriously, the title of this show does not make me think it will be super good.