Wasn't Wil Wheaton actually in the book, too? You know, that kid from Star Trek? Make it so, Number One! Shut up, Wesley! Tea, Earl Grey, hot!

Not nearly as much as Pink Kryptonite.

If you keep playing this, it turns into the preview for a resurrected PT, right? Right?!?

Making Harry Potter references keeps you out, for one thing.

If they don't release a movie for ten years, the rights to God go to the public domain.

Pretty sure Poe, but not an intellectually sophisticated one. The biggest insight we can hope for is the declaration that "im gay". ("[hes] gay"?)

Broads, am I right?

For every incorrect apostrophe, do a shot's.

Animal Practice. NBC unleashed it upon this earth, before cancelling it a few months later for Whitney. It was a classic case of crap topping crap.

I still haven't broken it to my friends who very (very) enthusiastically recommended it that I hated the thing. Mostly because I haven't figured out how to tell them their "perfect intersectional cinnamon roll" is actually their "problematic fave".

But that would make it a story that has to be genuinely strong instead of appealing to the readers' sense of nostalgia! It might even have to say something unkind about geek culture! Nerds won't be able to jack off to it anymore!

The Big Bang Theory

The A.V. Club

New Prudie beats the hell out of old Prudie. I caught up on all the Ortberg columns this afternoon, and she doesn't suggest rapes are "ambiguous sexual encounters" at all!

Sleepless Domain, maybe?

I will buy the shit out of a ticket to show my support for historically-accurate accent/language wackiness. Start getting "getting it wrong" right, Hollywood!

There's more strained wrists here than WankCon.

Nonsense, the internet stranger knows best.

Seriously, it's amazing how many think telling a stranger to smile = flirting, and how dare you take that away from them.

This is the greatest news I've heard all week.