You're old, Jerry! Old!

Thanks for saving me the click.

It's just like the lame-stream media (geddit?) to insist that the opinions of people who've actually seen the movie would matter more. Conspiracy!

Mmm. Yes. Quite.

Can I take my pageview back?

Skip everything coming from an egg avatar and it's been a pretty decent comments section, actually.

Some kind of #notyourlatenighthost reference would add a little pizzaz.

Oh! Hole! Like a vagina! I get it now!

Maybe if he stopped whipping out his "one weird trick" at magician conferences…

It's heartbreaking rereading Animorphs and realizing just how goddamned young the kids were. A lot more of the fucked-up parts have been sinking in for me this time around, actually.

Heh heh, 69 upvotes. Heh heh.

*Method Man sighs and starts looking through Spike Lee's Twitter feed for the smoking tweet*

There doesn't seem to be an actual camp named Tranquility Lodge, but the name is possibly a reference to Tranquility Bay, which is (or was; it was shut down a few years ago) a very famous, very real example of these places.

SALTY DOG'S NON-BONER HAS SPOKEN

If I can keep my trap shut about health risks when my niece tans herself into a hard-living Oompa-Loompa after a year of college in California, you can find some restraint of your own.

Born again, as it were.

God's Not Dead 3: God's Dead (Serious)

It was that or Gods of Egypt.

BABY

His eyes became large, so the light that they shine can be seen.