That's the future I dream of for my kids.

You knows I don't makes the calls. Those come from the avatarless guys upstairs.

Well, George, your material simply isn't AV Club grade anymore. We'll have to send you back down to Yahoo News comments. On the bright side, you might live on through a Reposted Yahoo News Comments gimmick account!

If enough of them do this, we might have the evidence to go to trial.

All the relatives I have who still use "Orientals" always have to chain it. It just keeps popping up, and by the third or fourth usage, you remember why you don't spend much time with that aunt.

"What's a Cantonese groin? Can you use it in a sentence?"

You mean like when we cared about the shitshow that is the VFX industry for a few months? Or that year when we spent a couple weeks talking about the narrow scope of Best Animated Feature? Or the last time a documentary won Best Picture? Or, god forbid, a comedy?

On average, how many times a week do you smirk and say that you're "telling it like it is"?

Grapefruit's basically nature's little saboteur, is a pain in the ass to eat, and doesn't even taste all that great anyway. Are you a grapefruit lobbyist? Has Big Pomelo finally come to the AV Club?

That's because if Stuart got any of his self-esteem back, he'd ditch those assholes in a second. As amazing as an episode 22- er, 18 minutes of Stuart Calls The Group The Fuck Out would be, we're never gonna get it.

Looks like I got me a new podcast!

We'll have them specially brought in from the Quarre by lorry.

Magic Loop or GTFO

The jury's gonna be out until January at this rate.

A distinction the top minds of DeviantArt are hard at work erasing, though.

I get through it by convincing myself "this is it, it's gonna be the version where he breaks down and admits he wants to fuck Santa". He's trying so hard to be oh so hetero.

This sure is some comment/username synergy.

Transcended the concept of soonness.

Good job, Internet.

It definitely hasn't been getting the promotion you'd expect for a Pixar movie. I haven't seen any commercials for a couple of days now.