Upvoting for I Wonder as I Wander. Christmas songs with a touch of melancholy are the greatest.

Jesus. "Once more" isn't blatantly optimistic, but that's brutal.

There's some great scenes showing the beginning of the resistance in Catching Fire (one of them is especially crushing). Part 2 should have more rebellion stuff in it.

'The Homosexual Next Door" should be the title of a Pornhub video. If there's anything worth saving in this world, that is.

These days, you can't just refer to the Salem Witch Trials and expect people will get you don't know what you're talking about. You've really got to prove your bona dumbasses.

Maybe Facebook's "Satire" tag isn't such an awful idea.

Fifth and sixth grade are tied for most terrifying grade. Pretty sure that's when the littleshitcampus is at its most unchecked.

Ironically enough, Deadpool would be very unlikely to talk like this about victims of rape. You know, what with him being one and all.

I used to be able to tolerate the Beatles, but then a one-two punch of a shitty friend and a shitty ex who were both super-into their stuff fixed that pretty quick.

And that it's a given people only knew about it when something brings it to the fore. Sometimes the bandwagon is just relieved everybody else is finally acknowledging this.

Sorry, dude, but "TBBT is just a nerdy minstrel show/it's nerdface" requires a certain level of razzing by law.

The other day, my dad was musing about a time when shows just didn't get renewed at the end of the season. Guess you can't waste precious weeks you could use to rerun old CSIs or whatever.

I can't believe there isn't a Statler and Waldorf gimmick account already. In mothballs, maybe, but somebody must have made it.

Aw damn, remembered Clay Aiken a) is still around and b) in politics.

The gender-switched version of this isn't another comedy article yet to be written, it's dead-serious articles and advice that are floating around right now.

I've called it "the Canada Hockey… Place… thing" before. Having words stumble out of my mouth is a small price to pay for not bringing eternal shame to my family.

Yeah, not sure I'd equate consensual extramarital foolings with rape, no matter how close to home the foolings are.

The AV Club

I'm not sure, though I hear Dallas is working on it.

And now I've seen a sappy, sad-music-ed commercial about the male victim and how Maggie Q's gonna make it all better and make sure nobody sexualizes the crime being committed against him. We've officially hit parody level.