Not to get too dramatic about a crappy TV show, but even the couple of commercials make Stalker look disgusting. I've been waiting for it to premiere just so the cancellation clock can start.

A whole generation of filmmakers will never know the joy of discovering what the porn version of their movie is called. There is only "no, of course It Ain't, you talentless hacks."

It's one formula I'm looking forward to everybody using.

On par with murderers, don't'cha know.

Nope, Grade 11 English. At least Chemistry would have been strange enough that the whole thing could be an obvious joke. Our English teacher was just a dick.

We watched this in Grade 11 English one day. I'm pretty sure several of my classmates were traumatized that day.

Yeah, I get the impression lots are set up like they were in 2. Which I don't mind, really; there's a lot of fun to be found in community lots, and a loading screen isn't such a steep price to pay for that.

Also, the third movie will be split, and there's not a damn thing anybody can do about it.

Fuck "it gets way better in the second book!" Fuck "it takes until the second book for the plot to really show up!" Fuck that trend so hard. I nearly bludgeoned someone with a library copy of Divergent when she told me that shit only happened in the second book. The fucker was already hundreds of pages longer than it…

I get the impression Sims 4 already changes a bunch of things that kept me from jumping into Sims 3, but there's no way I'm moving into this one just yet. Looks like I'll be hanging out with Sims 2 until the first bundle sale hits. Two full expansions, none of this Stuff Pack crap.

Well, so much for being productive today with that running through my head.

There's Intelligence (by the CBC) which was about organized crime in Vancouver. It only got two seasons, because it's federal policy that we can't have nice things. Pretty good, though.

The only thing I know about this show is that the commercial has informed me "they can't cut your soul" has not gone to the super-cheesy action flick it was meant for.

I don't actively watch it, but somehow I wind up in the same room as it almost every damn week. Sometimes I consider asking "so what's going on?" just to see what the people who willingly watch, week after week, will say.

Ah, ah, ah, yeah. That'd be great.

Nielsen as-is is so horribly flawed and outdated. But your idea (as part of a general "let's recognize all these things that aren't watching live TV" overhaul) makes sense, so we're never gonna see it. More Two and a Half Men, anybody?

Yes, but can you get it in a delightful "OBEY" poster print?

Basically, only without the bingereading parties when the new volume hit stores.

Moore, you old whore.

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