Um, actually, Charizard's original Japanese name is Lizardon. Anybody could tell you it's not originally Thai.

Today, Apple gave hope to all those elderly relatives still using huge animated emotes. You know, the classy ones with all the sparkle and "Support Our Troops, It's Wine O'Clock".

You're going to want the Bastard Deluxe package; at least two guaranteed lovechildren.

You don't want people speaking well of you at your funeral, do you?

Saving the Rachni queen is so satisfying. It's one of the cleanest decisions you can make in the whole series, Council whining aside. But that just adds to the satisfaction.

Maybe season upon season of crap is what it takes to balance out new The Critic in the Chuck E. Cheese's of life. I know I'm ready to trade in my "Marge is buff for absolutely no fetish-based reason" tickets.

*"Search Google for…"*

Isn't this movie literally "Your Parents' Nostalgia Trip" anyway? Only, it's before we invented the listicle and after we realized racism wasn't so hot.

"The Ten Commandments (newbies): Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor's Ass"

Looks like it was technically eligible, but it'd be a real tight squeeze to submit it. Next year, though: no excuses.

Not if we lock him in the closet first!

The shedding… the shedding…

I spent the first day I had with Skyrim giddy whenever I recognized a feature that was exactly like an Oblivion mod I had (or had heard about). But I had my wisdom teeth out the day before. I was giddy about everything.

Putting aside the meat monument to man's folly for a second…

I don't think I've ever seen a woman pine for the days when buses were full of strangers talking to each other. Cellphones (and headphones, and tablets, etc.) are like portable miracles that way.

And by god, we'll all know who made that car.

Courtney drama isn't even fun to watch anymore. Here's hoping she screws up real bad next week. I'm thinking raw poultry of some kind.

This was what nudged me over from "hate is still too much attention for them" to "you can all go fuck yourselves". That they couldn't take a minute to show some goddamned respect is… eugh.

There's a crack in it, but it's nothing to worry about. It lends the whole thing some symmetry.

Not the worst vajazzling ever.