Stand up for yourself, Poindexter!

And now the paddling of the swollen ass…with paddles!

Can I interest any of you in buying a rock that keeps tigers away?

Uh, I have a question phoney…

Well, they did manage to block out grandpa.

Well something did!

I'm gonna say something unpopular here. I've always liked Skyler. Not to say I think the character is a good person or someone I would like to know in real life, but I've always liked her as a character. Especially in re-watching season 1 and 2 (as I'm doing right now, again.) there's a lot of stuff about her that…

So I guess his next wife would have to be Jennifer Lawrence? Ugggh, that's creepy. I mean she's not THAT young but still…

I read that whole thing in Tina's voice. Damn, that was awesome.

You sure it wasn't the KKK?

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Hmmm. That would tie into the Ozymandias stuff from the promo, actually. All of Walt's mighty works left abandoned in the desert to rot and turn to dust.

"I won all that money in the lottery, Hank. Meth Money? That's ludicrous."

Is it possible that Lydia's flighty, twitchy attitude is an affectation? We've never really seen her break "character", but it wouldn't surprise me if she plays up the "I'm so helpless and frightened" thing to make herself seem less threatening, which is probably why Declan and his gang of faux Heisenburgs didn't…

See, Walt said he was alive.

No, I said "Lebanese".

Well, obviously.

The heart conveys love? But its shape is actually based on a woman's ass when she's bent ov…oh nope, totally see what she means.

Jesse is feeling the weight of every horrible thing he and Walt have done. Also he's figured out that Walt, the one person in the world he used to trust without question is lying to him. Walt, who once functioned as a sort of father figure to Jesse has become a tormentor, trying to pull him back into hell, when he…

I kept thinking it would be fitting if the house was condemned thanks to Walt's "repairs" in season 1, whether it was abandoned or raided before that I don't know.