There was something wonderfully apocalyptic about that opening.

Did you mean Deadmau5? Because Dangermouse doesn't wear a mask.

Geez who made this trailer? 

Vat, they couldn't have a Jewish Spidah-Man? Oi Gevalt!

Would you two stop saying "gummy" so much?

N-NON CLASSIC? NON—- (faints on couch)

Then why'd you come running up like that?

I'm guessing she magically found his number after The Avengers became one of the top grossing movies of all time. Joss Whedon must feel like that fat girl who finally got hot in Senior year.

In the 80's college lasted 12 years.

It helps that the sound is so bone-jarringly realistic and Homer's yowl of pain is so tormented. That says a lot about how we're all terrible human beings, really.

My favorite thing about that bit is the counselor just sadly crumpling up the application and tossing it in the garbage.

Aquanet.

HAHAHAHAHA

THERE IS NO GOD!

Even Hank has his limits.

Even better it's now called "Comfort Dental Ampitheater". Nothing like responsible dental care to get you in the rock and roll spirit.

Evolution had hot teenage goth Rogue, so I think it wins.

Yeah when I saw him I immediately called out "FLYING SQUID!", but I watch and re-watch seasons 2-4 obsessively.

Monarch has always shown a certain disdain for the stuffed-shirt nature of the Guild. I think he would mostly see this as a way to make sure the council wasn't trying to undermine his vendetta.

How has the internet failed us so spectacularly in this regard?