MY EMOTIONS!

There's a great scene where the chimp tells Mark Whalberg he's a cop-monkey as he bleeds out.

I actually thought their chemistry almost saved the movie. Also
Jolie's "I'm Jewish"

That's when Peggy's doping him with extra testosterone isn't it?

Close second "Peg, could you turn your feet sideways so I can get the door open?"

"Trip had a mental breakdown and is now a sausage. That is not a better place." is, in my opinion, the best Peggy line ever.

Good god damn, when they show everything from Boomhauer's perspective and all the other guys have the Boomhauer voice, and he talks completely normal seems like an easy joke but is so flawlessly executed it gets me every time.

I just always loved Bill's "BOTH OF EM!" at the end of that episode. And of course the idea that Bill could ever be a catch for any woman is inherently hilarious.

As a budding grill master myself, I have to agree that propane is the superior heat source. Charcoal doesn't heat evenly and it probably causes more carcinogenic soot to be released into whatever your cooking and into the air. Plus I prefer the taste of gas-grilled food, however subtle the difference may be.

The running gag of Bill trying to kill himself in that episode is one of the darkest and funniest things this show ever did.

The title of this article made me think "Body Cops" might have been a bit better. Or maybe "InnerPol", although those are probably still a bit too esoteric for the general populace. "Ozzy and Drix" was the name of the tv show and would have made a better title probably. It fits right in with "Turner and Hooch" and…

I think the investors represent some kind of actual evil, as opposed to the cosmetic evil of the rest of the guild. These guys are the real deal, and they secretly control the entire ventureverse I'll bet.

Uh, President Laura Roslin in Battlestar Galactica anyone?

"Bossa nova?"

I don't think Gob actually knows what a sex offender is.

Honestly I think the 90's live action film with the Jim Henson turtles was the best version of TMNT we'll ever get. It had it's problems, but it was pretty great overall. Of course, the sequels were awful but that's just the way it went in the early 90s.

I loved those things.

But the cartoon design still looks incredibly Asian.
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Ya know, Hank has always been okay with cross dressing. He was happy to wear a dress to play the Duchess of Burwick.

I don't know. If I had a son, and a bunch of dudes kidnapped him and tried to pass it off as a "big misunderstanding" I'd probaby kick the shit out of them too.