I actually had a near-panic attack when Bullock first detached from the shuttle and went hurtling into space. Apparently this is a phobia I was not aware I had. Still an enjoyable movie, but holy shit I have never so intensely experienced fear in a crowded movie theater.

Green Day blah blah blah not punk blah blah blah hot topic blah blah blah MTV blad blah blah terrible…etc.

Pepsi?

Machete Chooses a Sensible Flex Spending Account Health Plan

Probably not, but Lobo ain't exactly Shakespearean. Prett sure Rob can basically just play himself. http://www.comicbookmovie.c…

Although there's the risk of it running too close to his ridiculous "President Camacho" character from Idiocracy. Not that they're that similar but they do share a penchant for terrible hairstyles and comically oversized firearms.

Bishop. He should be Bishop.

I always kind of figured Rob Zombie could play Lobo. They would barely need costuming. But Crews would be pretty awesome as Lobo.

Nad he's a white dude with a slight scottish accent.

Nah, he runs a Taco Bell.

Are we talking the broadcast finale (which was okay) or "Epitaph Two" (which was incredible, if disconnected)?

Here's something I learned in my very brief stin in film school: Sometimes in the creative process, you simply get stuck, especially when all the logistical concerns of making a film start to take precedence over the artistic side of things. Sometimes, it helps to reach out to someone who's successfully done something…

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Clearly I need to learn more about Grenada.

Cocktails everywhere might be without Grenadine?

Nein nein nein nein nein!

Makin methcakes, makin lotsa meth cakes, take that crystal and put it in a pancake!

Now I kind of wish the spin-off would be him helping out fellow inmates every week with his legal knowledge, all while plotting an elaborate escape with Jesse.

If you're gonna off yourself, why go for a painful and slow death? Even if you have a lot of self contempt that's pretty harsh.

"I'm sending Yamagata his steed!"
*rides horse into wall, horse explodes in fireball*