Rob Schneider is…The Carrot. Rated PG-13.

Couldn't that kill you?

I didn't think her Bridesmaids character was meant to be a caricature of overweight women. She was just a really rough-around-the-edges kind of person with almost no social graces. I don't recall the movie having her constantly eating, breaking chairs, trying to fit into too-small clothes or whining about how men…

It's weird how people raised in that environment will go to great lengths to hide their drinking. I had a friend with teetotaler grandparents who lived in Texas and was getting married. When I came to visit for the week of the wedding I was informed we had to clear all of the liquor from his apartment, as his…

Being raised in a fundamentalist Christian household, we had a whole Sunday Night block of religious/family shows (we taped some so we could watch them all together) that included 7th Heaven, Touched by an Angel, Promised Land (a Touched spin-off) and whatever Hallmark movie of the week was playing after Touched by an…

That guy was ridiculously young-looking. I would have guessed him to be about 16, which could just be a side effect of having your junk lopped off just shy of puberty.

Now see, I was gonna come on here all superior and be like "This is old news" but apparently I was just as out of the loop as the AV Club, because I'd only seen it 2-3 years ago. Therefore, I withdraw my snarky comment.

Right. He received a royal pardon in exchange, didn't he? Of course, that was before he got his big crush on Dragon-girl. If he gets found out, it may end badly for him.

I probably should have said women closer to 40 and over 40 in the case of Catelyn Stark. Of course I can appreciate women in their early to mid 30s (since I'm a few years away from 30 myself). And it's not like I never noticed older women being attractive, but when they introduced Melisandre last season it was like…

Between Melisandre, Catelyn and Cersei, this show has really made me appreciate hot older women. Cersei is a bit too "hollywood" for my taste but Meli and Cat both get my blood boiling in a way I didn't think over-30 women would. Maybe I just have a thing for redheads.

It's like a world filled with GOB Bluths.

I've heard it all depended on the condemned giving the executioner a little extra gold whether one received a clean chop or a savage bludgeoning.

Great Job, Zoidberg!

Guys, this is like two years old.

And more and more the default nerd response when cancelled series actually offer closure.

Chai Gon Jin is the best, even if it reminds us of Phantom Menace.

Java the Hut

I meant ass whiplash.

I have so many questions, like, how do Michael and GM end up back in the states? Last we saw they were headed to Cabo with Pop Pop. What sort of terrible business ventures has the Bluth company gotten into after the collapse of the housing market? I'm hoping we get some commentary on the whole "Too big to fail"…

I wouldn't have thought that 7 years later Portia DeRossi would have aged more than Jessica Walter.