Am I the only person who thought to myself, well, Homer, you're halfway there yourself?

OK, "Homey"

Any word who's playing Batman?

Machete don't counsel.

Not understanding the commentariat love for this movie *at all*.  The concept and story sound interesting but the casting of Clooney and Bullock seem to completely undercut it.  Every clip I have seen involves Bullock doing her idiotic scream and hyperventilating. 

Who does she play?  Because Virginia Johnson was not…

Hader's gonna hade.

Best. Undercover. Ever.   There, I said it. 

I don't watch this show but doesn't Walt have cancer?  Or did he beat cancer and keep cooking drugs anyway?

Is one of those two photos Jennifer Jason Leigh?  If so, there has been a LOT of plastic surgery involved… 

wtf is dawes lol

In the swinging community, it means a single bi woman who plays with couples.  Such women are rarely seen - since most bi women come encumbered with husbands who want to join or watch - thus the title "unicorn."

Is three months considered a normal time to start feeling normal again?   I've been going through a painful breakup (I'm a dude, relationship was a year) and I thought I'd feel better again after a week or two.  Not happening so far.  Sounds like I need to focus on getting high and watching porn for a couple of…

You forgot Chapman.  He's right here over the mantle.

First law of robotics, baby!

I agree it would make a great series or miniseries, and I don't think a not-really-a-true-adaptation of a film will preclude them doing one in a few years after vampire and zombie fatigue have worn off.

I haven't seen any of the Spiderman movies but damn that CGI was awful.  

What is the tornado footage at 1:52 from?

Please tell me there is a video of this…

I don't think Gaffney coming back was ever an option.  But you have to give him some props for his songwriting on III.